A company, feeling it was time for a shake-up, hires a new CEO. This new boss is determined to rid the company of all slackers. On a tour of the facilities, the CEO notices a guy leaning on a wall. The room is full of workers and he wants to let them know he means business! The CEO walks up to the guy and asks, "And how much money do you make a week?"
A little surprised, the young fellow looks at him and replies, "I make $300.00 a week. Why?" The CEO then hands the guy $1,200 in cash and screams, "Here's four weeks pay, now GET OUT and don't come back!"
Feeling pretty good about his first firing, the CEO looks around the room and asks, "Does anyone want to tell me what that goof-off did here?" With a sheepish grin, one of the other workers mutters, "Pizza delivery guy from Domino's.
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 | alexis
Location: North America
Age: 22
Posts: 30
| Posted on: 2006-03-09
That was funny as he**! |
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 | I$aac
Location: North America
Age: 20
Posts: 152
| Posted on: 2006-03-20
Funny |
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 | JT1314
Location: North America
Age: 20
Posts: 522
| Posted on: 2006-03-28
Hahaha |
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 | La_Chika
Location: North America
Age: 22
Posts: 7
| Posted on: 2006-03-30
HAHAHAHAHAHA |
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| xXxPoLaRiSxXx
Location: North America
Age: 24
Posts: 46
| Posted on: 2006-04-02
Hehe |
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 | Kamasutra
Location:
Age: 22
Posts: 47
| Posted on: 2006-04-06
HA ha ha ha ha thats a good one!! |
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| bunni_girl
Location: Europe
Age: 25
Posts: 60
| Posted on: 2006-04-13
Lol he he |
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| Navy
Location: North America
Age: 25
Posts: 14
| Posted on: 2006-04-19
Thats what the guy gets for being a dick |
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| ian
Location: Asia
Age: 32
Posts: 128
| Posted on: 2006-05-04
Hahahaha! funny! |
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| nintendofreak
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Age: Unknown
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| Posted on: 2006-05-11
Never fire someone you don't know |
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| Keith Moon
Location: North America
Age: 22
Posts: 19
| Posted on: 2006-07-01
Damn, I wish I was the Dominos guy |
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 | PH03N1X
Location: North America
Age: 19
Posts: 256
| Posted on: 2006-09-22
Haha...heard it....haha |
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| catechocolate6
Location: North America
Age: 21
Posts: 69
| Posted on: 2006-09-24
Hehe funny |
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 | worstepisodever
Location: North America
Age: Unknown
Posts: 601
| Posted on: 2006-11-07
ROFL!!!!!! |
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| Angel_playa_1
Location: North America
Age: 21
Posts: 52
| Posted on: 2006-12-06
I bet that guy was blonde |
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