|
Everything I Need
A married couple is driving down the interstate at 55 mph with the husband behind the wheel. His wife looks over at him and says, "Honey, I know we've been married for 15 years, but, I want a divorce."
The husband says nothing but slowly increases speed to 60 mph.
She then says, "I don’t want you to try to talk me out of it, because I've been having an affair with your best friend, and he's a better lover than you." Again the husband stays quiet and just speeds up as he clenches his hands on the wheels.
She says, "I want the house." Again the husband speeds up, and now is doing 70 mph.
She says, "I want the kids too.” The husband just keeps driving faster, and faster, until he's up to 80 mph.
She says, "I want the car, the checking account, and all the credit cards too."
The husband slowly starts to veer toward a bridge overpass piling, as she says, "Is there anything you want?"
The husband says, "No, I've got everything I need right here."
She asks, "What’s that?"
The husband replies, just before they hit the wall at 90 mph, "I've got the airbag."
|  | Jammy1985 Location: Europe Age: 26 Posts: 11
| Posted on: 2006-04-23 Haha, funny |
|  | Mr.Porridge2 Location: Europe Age: 20 Posts: 8
| Posted on: 2006-04-23 Great Comeback |
|  | jamjar Location: Europe Age: 25 Posts: 239
| Posted on: 2006-04-23 Yh init. |
|  | hollabakgurl Location: Asia Age: 20 Posts: 10
| Posted on: 2006-04-23 Heheeheee...... |
|  | jason2 Location: South America Age: 20 Posts: 64
| Posted on: 2006-04-23 Funny |
|  | M-doble-D Location: North America Age: 22 Posts: 29
| Posted on: 2006-04-23 Thats great |
|  | death.on.impact Location: North America Age: 27 Posts: 107
| Posted on: 2006-04-23 Lol |
|  | SKR34 Location: North America Age: 22 Posts: 247
| Posted on: 2006-04-23 Post deleted!
Admin edit: Please don't use vulgar language! (Rules) |
|  | Zav_The_Lunatic Location: North America Age: 21 Posts: 19
| Posted on: 2006-04-23 Hehehehe got what she deserved |
|  | pimpette Location: Australia Age: 20 Posts: 248
| Posted on: 2006-04-23 Hahahahaha!!! ah hahah she soo got what was coming to her!! what a self-fish biatch!! |
|  | Mickey_Mae Location: North America Age: 23 Posts: 43
| Posted on: 2006-04-23 Hahaha. . . oh nice. . . I agree she got what she deserved. . . hehe. |
|  | Princess_Nicole Location: Australia Age: 21 Posts: 26
| Posted on: 2006-04-24 Haha..he got her back..BAD |
|  | QLD_Kid Location: Australia Age: 20 Posts: 176
| Posted on: 2006-04-24 LoL yea thats a smart move and he gets out all rite but pretty harsh both ways dont ya think??? |
|  | alex666 Location: Age: Unknown Posts:
| Posted on: 2006-04-24 That's what she gets for talking too much. |
|  | AmericanIdiot Location: North America Age: 20 Posts: 343
| Posted on: 2006-04-24 The bitch had it coming! =p |
| [1] [2] [3] [4] Next>> |
You must be logged in to add a comment
|