A mother hears a humming sound coming from her daughter's bedroom, so she opens the door and finds her daughter naked on the bed with a vibrator. "What the hell are you doing?" the mom asks.
"I'm 35 and I still live at home with my parents. This is the closest I'll ever get to having a husband," replies the daughter.
Later that same week the father hears the humming noise and finds his daughter with her vibrator. "What are you doing?" he asks.
"I'm 35 and I still live at home with my parents. This is the closest I'll ever get to having a husband," replies the daughter.
A few days later the mother hears the humming noise coming from the den, so she bursts into the room (quite annoyed) and is surprised to see her husband sitting on the couch, watching TV with the vibrator buzzing away next to him.
"What in God's name are you doing?" she asks.
"Watching the game with my son-in-law!"
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 | Drake_347_1
Location: North America
Age: 23
Posts: 358
| Posted on: 2007-01-17
LOL....if you can understand it |
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 | PALOMA
Location: South America
Age: 41
Posts: 88
| Posted on: 2007-01-19
I burst out laughing at this one!This was funny.I still can't stop laughing.
I can't believe some of you don't get it. I AM NOT TELLING YOU (think think think really hard what he meant by that) loooooooooooooooool |
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 | boob_lvr_6696
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| Posted on: 2007-01-20
HAHA thats sooo perverted |
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 | wfrodo88
Location: North America
Age: 25
Posts: 1044
| Posted on: 2007-01-24
Haha funny good one |
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 | volleyball1221
Location: North America
Age: 21
Posts: 33
| Posted on: 2007-01-25
That joke is the s@#t |
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 | Slade
Location: North America
Age: 24
Posts: 152
| Posted on: 2007-01-26
I think its funny lol. |
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| nuttyguy
Location: North America
Age: 19
Posts: 1188
| Posted on: 2007-03-11
OMG |
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| SweetPepsi
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| Posted on: 2007-03-13
CLASS!!!!! |
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 | pinkheart
Location: North America
Age: 19
Posts: 375
| Posted on: 2007-03-14
^_^ |
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 | Germx
Location: North America
Age: Unknown
Posts: 573
| Posted on: 2007-03-23
That is just to funny! |
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 | ariesdisorder
Location: North America
Age: 30
Posts: 365
| Posted on: 2007-03-30
What did the Banana say to the Vibrator?
"What are YOU shaking for?"
"She's going to eat me!" |
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| Nessuh_James
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Posts: 24
| Posted on: 2007-04-09
I don't get it... |
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| SpikeDodger98
Location: North America
Age: 23
Posts: 112
| Posted on: 2007-04-11
LOL NOW THATS GOD DAMN FUNNY IM ROLLIN ON THE FLOOR RIGHT NOW MY GUTS HURTIN HERE LOL LOL LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! |
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 | redduh2709
Location: North America
Age: 21
Posts: 110
| Posted on: 2007-05-23
Roflmao!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!so freaking funny to me |
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 | XxSquishxX
Location: North America
Age: 23
Posts: 336
| Posted on: 2007-07-31
Lmao |
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