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Mexican eggs

Two Mexicans are on bikes along U.S. Hwy 52 about 15 miles outside of Lafayette, LA.

One of the bike's tires goes flat and they start hitching a lift back into town.

A friendly trucker stops to see if he can help and the Mexicans ask him for a ride.

He tells them he has no room in the Trailer as he is carrying eggs.

The Mexicans put it to the driver that if they can manage to fit into the back with their bike, will he take them back into town, and he agrees.

They manage to squeeze themselves and their bike into the back and the driver shuts the doors and gets on his way.

By this time he is really late and so puts the hammer down.

Sure enough "Old Smokey" pulls him over for speeding.

The good officer asks the driver what he is carrying to which the driver jokingly replies "Mexican eggs".

The Cop obviously doesn't believe this so wants to take a look in the trailer.

He opens the back door and quickly shuts it and locks it.

He gets on his radio and calls for immediate backup from as many officers as possible plus the Swat Team.

The dispatcher asks what emergency he has that requires so many officers.

"I've got a Tractor-Trailer stopped with 20,000 Mexican eggs in it... two have hatched and they've managed to steal a bike already. I need help!"

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wierdal
Location: North America
Age: 6
Posts: 246
Posted on: 2008-06-15
Is this a blonde joke ?

numb_nuts
Location: Unknown
Age: Unknown
Posts: 77
Posted on: 2008-06-15
Um...haha?

gay 5/10

isaac15
Location: Europe
Age: 21
Posts: 549
Posted on: 2008-06-15
Lol I like it anyway 6/10

bacon boy
Location: Europe
Age: Unknown
Posts: 541
Posted on: 2008-06-15
7/10

birrell
Location: Europe
Age: 20
Posts: 218
Posted on: 2008-06-15
6/10 but it earns it by originality not real humour

dumass6
Location: North America
Age: 24
Posts: 218
Posted on: 2008-06-15
I give the worlds dumbest cop
7/10

guitar3865
Location: North America
Age: 25
Posts: 734
Posted on: 2008-06-17
Im pretty sure i clicked on "text jokes", not "stupid shit that probably wouldnt even make a 7 year old laugh".

bacon boy
Location: Europe
Age: Unknown
Posts: 541
Posted on: 2008-06-18
Because a seven year old wouldnt get it...

B100D3D_H4NDS
Location: Unknown
Age: 21
Posts: 735
Posted on: 2008-06-19
Booooooo...

chubsters182
Location: North America
Age: 19
Posts: 134
Posted on: 2008-07-19
Haha stupid but alright. made me chuckle

Drawoh
Location: Unknown
Age: 22
Posts: 49
Posted on: 2008-07-20
It wasnt that bad

Akane
Location: North America
Age: 22
Posts: 181
Posted on: 2008-07-23
What the hell....*shakes head in disappointment*

sidestitch
Location: Asia
Age: 25
Posts: 22
Posted on: 2008-07-28
Uhmm ok?

babygirl818
Location:
Age: Unknown
Posts: 1
Posted on: 2008-10-08
This so stupid not even Funny! but then again just stupid people making stupid jokes rite?

dude00322
Location: North America
Age: 16
Posts: 25
Posted on: 2008-12-06
I agree with babygirl here 100%

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