A man walks into an emergency room with two black eyes and a broken nose.
The doctor asks him what happened.
"Well," says the man, "I was having a nice round of golf with my wife. She sliced her ball into a pasture of cows. We went to look for it, and while I was rooting around, I noticed that one of the cows had something protruding from its rear end. Sure enough, when it lifted its tail, there was my wife's golf ball."
"And?" asked the doctor.
"Well," the man said, "that's when I lifted the cow's tail, pointed, and yelled to the missus, 'Hey, honey - this one here looks like yours!'"
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 | ethan 123123
Location: North America
Age: 22
Posts: 902
| Posted on: 2008-06-20
Haha..very amusing |
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 | Scoot2
Location: North America
Age: 21
Posts: 208
| Posted on: 2008-06-20
Haha dam, Worth reading. 9/10 |
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 | numb_nuts
Location: Unknown
Age: Unknown
Posts: 77
| Posted on: 2008-06-20
HAHA dude owned
but in all honesty, he must have a huge cock to make her a($#$%^ that big!! |
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 | B100D3D_H4NDS
Location: Unknown
Age: 21
Posts: 735
| Posted on: 2008-06-20
Lol nice |
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 | Creeper
Location: North America
Age: 24
Posts: 284
| Posted on: 2008-06-20
AHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA! Now THAT'S pwnage |
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 | dumass6
Location: North America
Age: 24
Posts: 218
| Posted on: 2008-06-21
I don't get it |
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 | guitar3865
Location: North America
Age: 25
Posts: 734
| Posted on: 2008-06-22
Oh i get it. dumass(lol thats his name im not insulting him) look: when the guy pointed at the cows ass and yelled, "hey honey, this one looks like yours!" he was talking about the golf ball. but the wife, looking from a far distance, thought he meant that the cows ass looked like her ass. then she beat the shit out of him. it took me a while to get too xP |
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| dumass6
Location: North America
Age: 24
Posts: 218
| Posted on: 2008-06-23
O now I get it thanks. guitar3865 |
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 | ROBO25
Location: Europe
Age: 23
Posts: 141
| Posted on: 2008-06-24
Ha ha he got owned |
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 | Jeggo
Location: Australia
Age: 21
Posts: 313
| Posted on: 2008-06-25
Yhen you're married you have to think before you speak unless you dont want sex for 5 years. lol |
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| guitar3865
Location: North America
Age: 25
Posts: 734
| Posted on: 2008-06-30
No prob |
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 | fear_me
Location: North America
Age: 19
Posts: 85
| Posted on: 2008-07-09
Ya! |
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 | Enrique_lover
Location: Europe
Age: 18
Posts: 138
| Posted on: 2008-07-11
I didn't got it :[ |
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 | Drawoh
Location: Unknown
Age: 22
Posts: 49
| Posted on: 2008-07-20
Heheh, pretty funny. |
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| Akane
Location: North America
Age: 22
Posts: 181
| Posted on: 2008-07-23
Had to read the line twice to get it but pretty funny none the less |
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