Three young boys were fighting over whose dad was the best.
"My dad is so good he can shoot an arrow, run after it, get in front of it, and catch it in his bare hands."
"My dad is so good that he can shoot a gun, run after the bullet, get in front of it and catch it in his bare hands."
"I've got you both beat. My dad's so good because he works for the city. He gets off work at 5:00 and is home by 4:30."
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 | jacob-mouritz
Location: Europe
Age: Unknown
Posts: 728
| Posted on: 2008-07-23
Hmm...Time traveling?
must be something like that O_O |
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 | wierdal
Location: North America
Age: 2
Posts: 245
| Posted on: 2008-07-23
Naa
hes supposed to get of at 5 but he leaves earlier to get home at 4:30
pretty funny to me |
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 | p3pt0b1sm01
Location: North America
Age: 17
Posts: 185
| Posted on: 2008-07-23
My dad can ummm...... never mind :( |
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 | Scoot2
Location: North America
Age: 18
Posts: 208
| Posted on: 2008-07-23
Riight, clever, but 6/10 |
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 | Jeggo
Location: Australia
Age: 18
Posts: 313
| Posted on: 2008-07-24
He cheats his boss...i like him. |
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 | sgeerqhy534
Location: North America
Age: 15
Posts: 438
| Posted on: 2008-07-24
Is this a.m or p.m |
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| DayQuil
Location: North America
Age: 18
Posts: 2
| Posted on: 2008-07-25
The third kid is saying his dad is doing girls, meaning its a a.m, p.m thing |
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 | sidestitch
Location: Asia
Age: 22
Posts: 22
| Posted on: 2008-07-28
Haha not dat funny though lol |
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 | JessJess
Location: Australia
Age: 19
Posts: 237
| Posted on: 2008-08-06
Not even... |
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 | guitar3865
Location: North America
Age: 21
Posts: 734
| Posted on: 2008-08-20
To be perfectly honest, it took me a while to get, and when i got it, i punched a pillow until i broke every bone in my hand. i then threw it out the window with my working hand, ran out side, and repeatedly ran over it with my car. i then placed the remains of the pillow in the microwave and set it on fire. i waited patiently with a fire extinguisher in my hands and when it blew up i put out the fire. i then counted to 10, took some anti-depressants, and meditated for 30 minutes. afterwards i attended therapy for several days. feeling content with my recovery, i returned home and shoved a pinecone up my ass to punish myself for coming to this site and reading this joke. whoever made this joke, i will personally come to your cardboard box, beat the living **** out of you, and f*** your wife/girlfriend up down and all around. i will then proceed to beat you into a coma and steal the imaginary bag of beer you carry around as you travel from library to library to go on this site and post these god awful jokes. while you're comatose i will also |
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 | guitar3866
Location:
Age: Unknown
Posts: 1
| Posted on: 2008-08-20
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| guitar3865
Location: North America
Age: 21
Posts: 734
| Posted on: 2008-08-20
Use a swiss army knife i obtained from my cancerous father to cut your genitals off and shove them so far down your throat that you literally f*** yourself every time you get a bowel movement. if you somehow live through all this and read this comment, please stop putting these jokes on this site. never have i EVER been pissed off by a joke so much. they will get worse and worse and i will continue to cause more and more damage to my ass (via pinecone or other sharp object) if you don't take your own life. seriously, if you don't stop with these jokes the only other option is to kill yourself. please. the people have spoken.
This flame has been sponsored
by the 2008 Special Olympics. |
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| kightmasterdude
Location: North America
Age: 14
Posts: 269
| Posted on: 2008-09-19
No its not time travel or takes forever (for the few people that get it this isnent for you) he leaves work early stupid |
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 | Hitler_Is_Sexy
Location: North America
Age: 16
Posts: 1431
| Posted on: 2009-03-09
What the crap guitar? you created a new profile just so you could continue your ranting? sh1t. |
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| Ohhh_snap
Location: North America
Age: 24
Posts: 12
| Posted on: 2009-03-17
WOW normally guitar is explaining the joke, but he doesnt get it! if your still stumped on this, his dad leaves at 5:00 a.m and comes home 4:30 p.m |
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