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Smart duck

A duck walks into a bar and asks: "Got any Bread?"

Barman says: "No."

Duck says: "Got any bread?"

Barman says: "No."

Duck says: "Got any bread?"

Barman says: "No, we have no bread."

Duck says: "Got any bread?"

Barman says: "No, we haven't got any bread!"

Duck says: "Got any bread?"

Barman says: "No, are you deaf?! We haven't got any bread, and if you ask me again and I'll nail your dang beak to the bar you irritating dang duck!"

Duck says: "Got any nails?"

Barman says: "No"

Duck says: "Got any bread?

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dumass6
Location: North America
Age: 21
Posts: 218
Posted on: 2008-07-23
I like it. 7/10

jacob-mouritz
Location: Europe
Age: Unknown
Posts: 728
Posted on: 2008-07-23
Pfff...I heard it so often>.>

wierdal
Location: North America
Age: 2
Posts: 245
Posted on: 2008-07-23
Ehh not reall funny

p3pt0b1sm01
Location: North America
Age: 17
Posts: 185
Posted on: 2008-07-23
Haha... aflac

Scoot2
Location: North America
Age: 18
Posts: 208
Posted on: 2008-07-23
Haha I'll give it a 8.5/10 But thats bein gen

Jeggo
Location: Australia
Age: 18
Posts: 313
Posted on: 2008-07-24
"Got any patience?"
"No!"

Creeper
Location: North America
Age: 20
Posts: 284
Posted on: 2008-07-24
Weak...

sgeerqhy534
Location: North America
Age: 15
Posts: 438
Posted on: 2008-07-24
Lame

Drawoh
Location: Unknown
Age: 18
Posts: 49
Posted on: 2008-07-26
Heard it before

sidestitch
Location: Asia
Age: 22
Posts: 22
Posted on: 2008-07-28
Jz fine lol

scaz
Location: Europe
Age: Unknown
Posts: 21
Posted on: 2008-07-30
P*ssa

JessJess
Location: Australia
Age: 19
Posts: 237
Posted on: 2008-08-06
Old, heard it before...not particularly funny..

guitar3865
Location: North America
Age: 21
Posts: 734
Posted on: 2008-08-14
This is supposed to be a joke right? seriously? this isn't, in any way, supposed to be a random assortment of words that aren't funny in any way? what the hell are the people on this site thinking? its like they all of a sudden started doing crack. that probably explains why none of the friggin jokes are funny anymore. why do i even come to this site anymore? its becoming funner flaming the joke than reading the actual thing.

coopcrash11
Location: Unknown
Age: Unknown
Posts: 162
Posted on: 2008-08-21
I agree with guitar3865. retarded.

RawrOnline
Location: Unknown
Age: Unknown
Posts: 12
Posted on: 2008-08-30
Lol I kinda liked it.

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