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Americanized Pakistanis

Two families move from Pakistan to America.

When they arrive the two fathers make a bet to see -- in a year's time -- which family has become more Americanized.

A year later they meet again.

The first man says, "My son is playing baseball. I had breakfast at McDonalds, and I'm on my way to pick up a case of Bud. How about you?"

The second man replies, "F**k you, towelhead."

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Jeggo
Location: Australia
Age: 18
Posts: 313
Posted on: 2008-08-14
Hahaha....great.

dumass6
Location: North America
Age: 21
Posts: 218
Posted on: 2008-08-14
Ha go family number 2

p3pt0b1sm01
Location: North America
Age: 17
Posts: 185
Posted on: 2008-08-14
Nuber 2 wins

guitar3865
Location: North America
Age: 21
Posts: 734
Posted on: 2008-08-14
Are you guys comically retarded? that wasnt funny in any way shape or form!

Jeggo
Location: Australia
Age: 18
Posts: 313
Posted on: 2008-08-14
Humour is subjective, mate.

sgeerqhy534
Location: North America
Age: 15
Posts: 438
Posted on: 2008-08-16
Ja

dumass6
Location: North America
Age: 21
Posts: 218
Posted on: 2008-08-18
Guitar3865 are you a towel head? Is that why you don't think it is funny

coopcrash11
Location: Unknown
Age: Unknown
Posts: 162
Posted on: 2008-08-21
Hahahaha, ugh, i think guitar3865 just doesnt get it. haha

guitar3865
Location: North America
Age: 21
Posts: 734
Posted on: 2008-08-21
Oh i get it. it took me a while to realize what a towel head was. 6/10

killa_bud68
Location: North America
Age: 22
Posts: 51
Posted on: 2008-09-16
Guitar3865, ur slow if it took u a while to figure out wat a towel-head is THIS long after 9/11. especially as an American.

kightmasterdude
Location: North America
Age: 14
Posts: 269
Posted on: 2008-09-19
Lol i think famliy 2 wins you dont have to try it just kinda grows on you

guitar3865
Location: North America
Age: 21
Posts: 734
Posted on: 2008-10-25
Killa are you an american? our news doesn't use the word towelhead every other minute. i watch a lot of news and ive never heard the term. i actually heard it for the first time after i read this joke from a comedian and comedy central. towelhead isn't common slang around here, racists actually prefer camel-jockey.

Hitler_Is_Sexy
Location: North America
Age: 16
Posts: 1431
Posted on: 2009-03-09
Actually guitar, where i'm from we call them sand nig9ers or sand monkeys, whichever you're more comfortable with.

Dreadhawk
Location: Asia
Age: 23
Posts: 31
Posted on: 2009-05-26
Old.

thestorm12
Location:
Age: Unknown
Posts: 5
Posted on: 2009-06-05
Not funny i dont get it

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