A blonde gets home early from shopping and hears strange noises coming from the bedroom.
She rushes upstairs to find her husband naked on the bed, sweating and panting.
"What's up?" she asks.
"I'm having a heart attack," cries the husband.
The blonde rushes downstairs to grab the phone, but just as she's dialing, her four-year-old son comes up and says, "Mommy! Mommy! Aunty Shirley is hiding in your closet, and she's got no clothes on!"
The blonde slams the phone down and storms upstairs into the bedroom, right past her husband, and rips open the closet door.
Sure enough, there is her sister, totally naked and cowering on the closet floor.
"You rotten bastard", she screams, "My husband's having a heart attack, and you're running around naked scaring the f*cking kids!!"
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 | Jeggo
Location: Australia
Age: 18
Posts: 313
| Posted on: 2008-09-24
Hahaha...but a bit obvious. |
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 | shat_MYselfz
Location: North America
Age: 22
Posts: 126
| Posted on: 2008-09-24
It made me smile a little, but definitely no extreme funny humor. |
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 | bacon boy
Location: Europe
Age: Unknown
Posts: 541
| Posted on: 2008-09-24
This extact joke is already on here but its a husband comeing home and his brother in the closet.. I think its called Blonde Husband or something |
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 | p3pt0b1sm01
Location: North America
Age: 17
Posts: 185
| Posted on: 2008-09-24
Shut up jeggo |
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 | PH03N1X
Location: North America
Age: 16
Posts: 256
| Posted on: 2008-09-24
How many weeks without uploading sh*t?
and then when they do, it's something so old it hurts, the girl spilling on her labcoat is only awewsome for so long |
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 | JessJess
Location: Australia
Age: 19
Posts: 237
| Posted on: 2008-09-25
Ending was obvious, it has been on here before, and why the fcuk the delay in new uploads, this site is one big web page of disappointment |
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| Jeggo
Location: Australia
Age: 18
Posts: 313
| Posted on: 2008-09-25
Wtf man? why do i need to shut up? i was right.
also i agree with jessjess, no uploads in over a month is pushing it. |
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 | birrell
Location: Europe
Age: 17
Posts: 218
| Posted on: 2008-09-25
Concurred |
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 | wierdal
Location: North America
Age: 2
Posts: 245
| Posted on: 2008-09-25
No uploads for a frekaing month
and they just change a already used joke
creepers gay btw |
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 | lmao
Location: Australia
Age: 15
Posts: 224
| Posted on: 2008-09-26
You cant repeat pictures, does the person posting all these not read the comments? |
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 | Creeper
Location: North America
Age: 20
Posts: 284
| Posted on: 2008-09-27
Heard it before, but it's still somewhat funny.
wierdal has herpes, he got it from banging is mom's corpse |
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| wierdal
Location: North America
Age: 2
Posts: 245
| Posted on: 2008-09-30
Creeper
just have sx with me
plz |
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 | guitar3865
Location: North America
Age: 21
Posts: 734
| Posted on: 2008-10-25
Bacon boy is right. |
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 | The_Fool
Location: Unknown
Age: Unknown
Posts: 237
| Posted on: 2008-11-08
Man what ever happened to 2 years ago man? |
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| Ohhh_snap
Location: North America
Age: 24
Posts: 12
| Posted on: 2009-03-17
Meh heard it before 2 out of 10.but BTW whats up with Wierdal and creeper? they always seem to be fighting over the comments,WTF is up with that? |
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