Robert Mugabe and his chauffeur were driving down the highway when suddenly they hit a pig crossing the road and killed it instantly.
Mugabe tells his driver: "Go to da farm over dere and hexplain to da honer of da pig what happen."
One hour later, Mugabe sees his driver coming back from the farm, his clothes all wrinkled, a bottle of wine in one hand and a cigar in the other.
"What happen to you?" Mugabe asks.
"Well, the farmer gave me a bottle of wine, his wife, the cigar and their 19 year old daughter made wild passionate love to me."
"My God! What did you tell dem?" asked Mugabe.
The driver answered: "Good evening, I am Robert Mugabe's chauffeur and I have just killed the pig."
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 | shat_MYselfz
Location: North America
Age: 22
Posts: 126
| Posted on: 2008-09-25
.. Haha. That lucky chauffer. |
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 | wierdal
Location: North America
Age: 2
Posts: 245
| Posted on: 2008-09-25
I dont get it
but i get creeprs mom naked every day |
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 | p3pt0b1sm01
Location: North America
Age: 17
Posts: 185
| Posted on: 2008-09-25
Shut up jeggo |
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 | JessJess
Location: Australia
Age: 19
Posts: 237
| Posted on: 2008-09-25
Lol...that's funny. A few of my friends would really love that one. |
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| wierdal
Location: North America
Age: 2
Posts: 245
| Posted on: 2008-09-25
OHHH
i got it now
whos robert mugabe
or is he just some random made up guy
the guy should be named creeper and numb_nuts because their both pigs |
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 | lmao
Location: Australia
Age: 15
Posts: 224
| Posted on: 2008-09-26
Omg are you retarded? thats not bad. |
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 | Jeggo
Location: Australia
Age: 18
Posts: 313
| Posted on: 2008-09-26
Lol nice one. |
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 | dumass6
Location: North America
Age: 21
Posts: 218
| Posted on: 2008-09-28
New favorite joke on here its amazazing |
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 | numb_nuts
Location: Unknown
Age: Unknown
Posts: 77
| Posted on: 2008-09-29
You see weird al, this is why your so despized, you fruit |
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 | bacon boy
Location: Europe
Age: Unknown
Posts: 541
| Posted on: 2008-10-09
Hang on... wierdal please tell me your jokeing when you say you dont know who Robert Mugabe is! |
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 | guitar3865
Location: North America
Age: 21
Posts: 734
| Posted on: 2008-11-26
Robert Mugabe is the President of Zimbabwe, who apparently is not well liked. |
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 | rsalud
Location:
Age: Unknown
Posts: 1
| Posted on: 2009-01-29
Who`s that man? |
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 | Dreadhawk
Location: Asia
Age: 23
Posts: 31
| Posted on: 2009-05-26
Lol awesome family. |
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 | im_not_jesus
Location: North America
Age: 16
Posts: 181
| Posted on: 2009-06-20
Hahaha! That's like actually amazing XD
11/10 |
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