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Overboard

Haxed by The Doctor

An elderly couple was on a cruise and it was really stormy.

They were standing on the back of the boat watching the moon, when a wave came up and washed the old woman overboard.

They searched for days and couldn't find her.

So the captain sent the old man home with the promise that he would notify him as soon as they found something.

Three weeks went by and finally the old man got a an e-mail from the ship.

It read: "Sir, sorry to inform you, we found your wife had died in the ocean. We hauled her up to the deck, and found an oyster attached to her butt. Inside it was a pearl worth $50,000. Please advise?"

The old man faxed back: "Send me the pearl and re-bait the trap!"

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dumass6
Location: North America
Age: 21
Posts: 218
Posted on: 2008-10-08
FUNNY

fear_me
Location: North America
Age: 15
Posts: 85
Posted on: 2008-10-08
Ok....

guitar3865
Location: North America
Age: 21
Posts: 734
Posted on: 2008-10-08
Punchline disappointed me

Jeggo
Location: Australia
Age: 18
Posts: 313
Posted on: 2008-10-09
Hmmm...

JessJess
Location: Australia
Age: 19
Posts: 237
Posted on: 2008-10-09
Wow...the humor is so overwhelming hilarious....


...not

p3pt0b1sm01
Location: North America
Age: 17
Posts: 185
Posted on: 2008-10-09
Wow man wow

wierdal
Location: North America
Age: 2
Posts: 245
Posted on: 2008-10-11
Same as guitar

thecandian1
Location: Unknown
Age: 29
Posts: 2
Posted on: 2008-10-14
That is funny

sofa____kingdom
Location: North America
Age: 18
Posts: 16
Posted on: 2008-10-18
So if read correctly, it says that the pearl was in her butt?

sgeerqhy534
Location: North America
Age: 15
Posts: 438
Posted on: 2008-10-22
Wtf

The_Fool
Location: Unknown
Age: Unknown
Posts: 237
Posted on: 2008-11-07
Correction, Attached
If it was in then they already pulled an autopsy
5/10

Creeper
Location: North America
Age: 20
Posts: 284
Posted on: 2008-12-04
Nice

dude00322
Location: North America
Age: 12
Posts: 25
Posted on: 2008-12-06
Wut eva

iwan_da_man
Location: Europe
Age: 15
Posts: 2
Posted on: 2008-12-21
K its a little funny

joker28
Location: Unknown
Age: Unknown
Posts: 30
Posted on: 2009-03-21
Would have done tha same thing

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