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Liver and cheese

Three handsome male dogs are walking down the street when they see a beautiful, enticing, female Poodle.

The three male dogs fall all over themselves in an effort to be the one to reach her first, but end up arriving in front of her at the same time.

The males are speechless before her beauty, slobbering on themselves and hoping for just a glance from her in return.

Aware of her charms and her obvious effect on the three suitors, she decides to be kind and tells them, "The first one who can use the words 'liver' and 'cheese' together in an imaginative, intelligent sentence can go out with me."

The sturdy, muscular black Lab speaks up quickly and says, "I love liver and cheese."

"Oh, how childish," said the Poodle, "That shows no imagination or intelligence whatsoever."

She turns to the tall, shiny Golden Retriever and says "How well can you do?"

"Um. I HATE liver and cheese," blurts the Golden Retriever.

"My, my," said the Poodle, "I guess it's hopeless. That's just as dumb as the Lab's sentence."

She then turns to the last of the three dogs and says, "How about you, little guy?"

The last of the three, tiny in stature but big in fame and finesse, is the Taco Bell Chihuahua.

He gives her a smile, a sly wink, turns to the Golden Retriever and the Lab and says....

Liver alone. Cheese mine.

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Leopardfire
Location: North America
Age: 16
Posts: 80
Posted on: 2009-04-14
Lawl. x3

PH03N1X
Location: North America
Age: 16
Posts: 256
Posted on: 2009-04-14
That's as old as time itself. we wait like two months for new stuff and this is what comes up?

MaxfireXSA
Location: North America
Age: 19
Posts: 78
Posted on: 2009-04-15
Now I see what did I get. "Liver alone. Cheese mine." which I thought it pronounced "Leave her alone. She's mine." And now I get that joke, it's funny.

Creeper
Location: North America
Age: 20
Posts: 284
Posted on: 2009-04-16
Seriously, WTF? I submit sh*tloads of jokes and all they can give us for 2 f-ing months of waiting is THIS? WTFF!

yV_Es
Location: Asia
Age: 18
Posts: 30
Posted on: 2009-04-17
AmFness... this site never updates! get to oddee.com!!

Hitler_Is_Sexy
Location: North America
Age: 16
Posts: 1431
Posted on: 2009-04-18
Hasn't this already been on the site? My god, they update like once a year.

wierdal
Location: North America
Age: 2
Posts: 245
Posted on: 2009-04-19
Thats terrible...

Jinos
Location: Asia
Age: 19
Posts: 75
Posted on: 2009-04-25
Lame.

joker28
Location: Unknown
Age: Unknown
Posts: 30
Posted on: 2009-04-26
It's awesome
best joke ever
i have nothing 2 write

Post edited: Please don't write in ALL CAPITALS! (Rules)

martin
Location: Europe
Age: 17
Posts: 305
Posted on: 2009-04-28
...................funny...................

guitar3865
Location: North America
Age: 21
Posts: 734
Posted on: 2009-04-30
I liked it. Where's all the updates?

bob45
Location: North America
Age: Unknown
Posts: 17
Posted on: 2009-05-02
This sucks so bad, i want chuck norris to beat the s*** out of who made that joke.

Post edited: Please don't write in ALL CAPITALS! (Rules)

i_love_ur_mom
Location: North America
Age: 18
Posts: 537
Posted on: 2009-05-08
Hahaha!!! Lol. :D :D :D

PHO3N1X and Creeper, you two don't have to be members of this website, you know. ;)

MaxfireXSA
Location: North America
Age: 19
Posts: 78
Posted on: 2009-05-12
Looks like you got your sense of humor, right "i love ur mom". Because I like this joke, and whatever I get that joke, like "Liver alone, cheese mine", that it pronounced "leave her alone, she's mine", then it is funny.

Also i love ur mom, you did pretty good editing someones' post.

Creeper
Location: North America
Age: 20
Posts: 284
Posted on: 2009-05-14
All I'm saying is that we deserve more then one new joke in 2 months

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